Arse

Arse

Her arse stuck up in the air
An arse so big she didn’t care
Or give an arse so to speak
For the enormous size of each arse cheek

As arses go it won hands down
Outsized every other arse in town
An arse so large where it to compete
Would make all other arses obsolete

The owner of the arse was Mary-Lou
For a long time her arse had grew and grew
Until one day her arse went kaboom!
And blew arse bits all over the front room

Petra Creffield 2006