Attitude Adjustment Of Sergeant Az Hole

Poem By Hubert Wilson

Stranded and disregarded!
Home of the military's seemingly discarded!
Everyone on the remote island marooned!
Most forlornly impugned!
Yielding to common sense -
Absence of severe military pretense.

Arrival of strict Sergeant Az Hole.
Lording over all his superior role.
Anonymously several adjusted his attitude one dark snowy night!
Swinging 2 x 4's left and right!
Kicking and beating!
Abashed - the bruised sergeant's old manner was really quite fleeting!

Everyone at the AAFJOG and on the Black Pearl then got along so much better - thanks to the splinters in the sarge's forehead and rear!

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Brother you write great stuff, but 32 or 33 Pike or no you ain't gonna' make it out of the blanket!

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