She saw he wasn't circumcised
and right at first it had surprised
her bourgeois and searching brain.
'So did they.... did it cause you pain? '
She questioned him about the cut
and soon felt queasy in her gut.
So, being young, just hit sixteen
he'd lured this Baskin Robbin Queen
into this lonely road that night.
He knew she wasn't super bright
so he explained that circumcision
affects the lifespan and your vision.
It needs, to soothe the tissues, frayed
moist heat. And that's how he got laid.