Beer Belly

Poem By Roger Bewman

Might have a beer belly
I am not perfect, I know I’m not Gene Kelly
But come on, it’s not like jelly
Cause I practice every day with the telly
playin’ Playstation with Shelley
Will I ever lose this belly?
I might do if I play ‘Easy Lover’
with Phil Collins and Philip Bailey

Comments about Beer Belly

huh nice funny poem dude! : D hmm i think i want beer right now! huh! : D

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