Wonder of the globe!
Important as Leopold and Loeb!
Respected as Jobe!
Ballad Of The Yellowest Beret
Frightened airman from the Texas sky,
Fearful man who would jump to lie!
Man who meant not what he would say!
This craven man deserved the despised yellowest beret!
An Affair Not Remembered
Mary had to know!
Was George's affair starting to blow?
With the seventh commandment question he went ballistic!
Andrew Jackson And George W
Andrew Jackson, known as Old Hickory.
George W, known as Old Trickery?
Andrew Jackson, the Hero of New Orleans battle.
George W, the Zero of New Orleans death rattle?
Beyond Deep Breaths
Arntine with her from Norway fled.
Needing family in Sweden instead.
Necessary for the other three.
International acclaim later of the highest degree.
Steroid Age Mutant Baseball Players
All for the power of that little ball.
Their own bodies and reputations they did maul!