today i saw a smart lady
with most amazing buttocks
although this may sound shady
she shouted out 'oh bot-ox'

trying to make conversation
then began to chat her up
she was due at a presentation
as she'd won a golden cup

asking her whats it for
she said 'rear of the year'
with that i didn't half roar
and clipped me round the ear

by Lee Fones

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