Breakfast Sausages

Like my eggs boiled but not for breakfast
Like my toast burnt but not for breakfast
Like my bacon on a pig but not for breakfast
Like my woman's armpits hairy but not for breakfast
Like my fried rice like a Hey Nonny No but not for breakfast
I've never eaten breakfast

by Ozzy Lout

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His Homeynence likes his breakfast for lunch. peck