'Buy' Yourself A Bag Of Chips
Because I show an interest in you,
by Lawrence S. Pertillar
I 'have' to prove myself worthy...
To gain your attention?
You have either too much caffeine in your system,
Or someone suggested to you I was desperate.
Which is it?
I admit I had been physically attracted to you.
But the only thing that surges to a peak on me,
Is my left eyebrow.
Are you grooming to be 'all that'?
Let me see if I have some spare change,
So you can 'buy' yourself a bag of chips!