Bye Bye Puppy

today i took me puppy
upon a little walk
said be quiet puppy
this puppy he could talk

called someone a yuppie
causing such a mess
fifty quid hush puppy
as i got very stress

took him round the park
let him off the lead
cocked leg on lad called mark
his trousers Harris tweed

hundred and fifty quid
that dog has cost so far
think i should get rid
puppy lookout for that car

bang crash and wallop
doggy heaven he's now gone
leaving just a tiny dollop
and a card, inside a chon*


*chon: Korean currency; 100 chon equals 1 won

by Lee Fones

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