C O Two
So many idiots, such much hype,
the world is dumb, mischief is ripe.
A bunch of loonies did decide
that global warming, far and wide
is caused by stuff called C O Two
therefore we suffer, me and you.
Conveniently forgetting though
that rain and sunshine, even snow
and life itself depend on it,
all eaten stuff turns into shit
by means of CO Two, oh yes,
without it there would be no mess,
because all life would end at once
Al Gore, your hero is a dunce.