Why do you stand there?
You just stand there like you know everything.
But, why is it you do that?
You don't act as if you do.
You don't talk as if you do.
You don't think as if you do.
But still, you go around as if you do!
You don't get anything anyone says,
You just stand and stare.
And then you say the stupidest thing.
Never would've guessed.
Why don't we just call you captain obvious?
No one would care,
With the way you are.
I just wish you'd go away,
Then I wouldn't have to put up with this.
So, why do you just stand there?
Just standing like you know everything.