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Carnal Geeks
JPC (09/12/1959 / Macon, Georgia)

Carnal Geeks

Poem By Jeffrey Philip Clegg

I was sitting on our sofa
reading a book about
the original carnival geeks
when I realized my girlfriend
sometimes bites my head off
as though I were a chicken

Of course
she gets as mad
as a wet hen
when I call her
The Bearded Lady

Then we wrestle -
I pin her arms to the floor
like a beagle puppy
I lick the tip of her nose
She screams at me to stop
but can't quit giggling
as we begin
to tear each other's clothes off.

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Comments (3)

this was a the book, sofa, carnival and some other word I can't remember challenge right? Nice one. it took you forever to come up with this right? Like 3 minutes? : o)
Yes. It was a challenge (& speed) poem. I don't remember yours off the top of my head so post it and email me.
A true JPC poem....Wasn't this a challenge poem? Did I write one of these too? I'll hunt it down and post it here. I liked it...I could see it and it made me smile.