Poem By Professor Poetry Hound
Do you think Jesus listens to Christian rock music?
If he does, that really lowers him in my estimation.
That music is so cheesy. What kind of music do you
think he listens to? Maybe he listens to everything
simultaneously. I mean, he can already hear
millions of prayers simultaneously, so why couldn’t
he listen to all songs ever recorded simultaneously?
But that would mean he couldn’t tap his toe to the
beat because which beat would he tap to? I was
thinking that maybe he listens to the Carpenters
because he was a carpenter himself. In that same
genre would be Captain & Tennille and Pat Boone.
Uh oh. Do you see me holding my nose? We’ve got
to get Jesus off the cheese! I don’t suppose you
have any Coltrane in your collection, do you? Well,
if you do, put it on! And lay the speakers on the
floor facing upwards so he can hear it better.