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Chickens For Sale
NH ( / London)

Chickens For Sale

Eight quid a pop,
A chicken for your hob,
Or for your kids,
Garden or indoors,
They can be easily housetraned,
And make very docile pets,
Particularily the hob ones,
So get your eight quid chicken here,
Buy two and you get a free,
Fork.

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Comments (2)

Dear Nick Find it difficult to stop laughing.Thanks for this one Your A Star.Love Duncan
Well, we're having chicken for dinner tonight........but, I dont think I'd want them as housepets. I'd love chickens running around the yard though! You definitely have chickens on the brain! :) Love the humor. Sincerely, mary