Whoever you are,
by Lawrence S. Pertillar
And wherever you are...
When you call my number!
Is it possible you can add more spice,
To your obscenities?
And call between 8 and 10pm.
Before 8...I'll be having dinner!
And after 10...I'll be having you.
That's if you say the most obnoxious things,
Between 8 and 10...
Like you say you can do.
And I'll let you in the back door,
Since my wife snores heavy
And my mistress next door,
Doesn't see you get down on all fours
And do what you said...
Would keep my head from hanging!
We'll keep discreet...
As long as you make it sweet,
And keep it heated in repeated