(((Cooks And Cons)))
Prepared and ready for the heat...
You could dupe the Pope...!
You-a tasty treat-complete--
A confidence man that is no dope;
You prepared up a Turkey...
While you swindled my dressing from me-
Just wanted to say Thanks-For-Giving-!
You're a trickster with a degree;
Cooks and cons-oh how they bewilder...!
Tasty-but oh so bad for you---
They are Foreigners with an agenda...
Look out-its a cook totally untrue
Underneath The Umbrella