MG (? / Chicago Illinois/Oklahoma City.)

Cops.

Artistic cops...
They can at times be tops.
There are cops who like to paint...
There are even stubborn ones who like to abstaint.
Then there are farming cops with failing crops...
These cops have bought the farm.
They've retired from this line of work...
They no longer can tolerate bankruptcy harm.
Aft' wards they've done quit...
Of farming work they've learned to shirk that work.
Artistic cops have been known to canvas the neighborhood...
But crooked cops are ones that need permanent removal as like as in the term 'dead wood'.
This fact as known by the press, is completely and totally understood...
Why are cops sometimes known as coppers?
It cannot be because when they lose their tempers, they are using their brainmatter's toppers...
Police brutality is sometimes caught on video tape.
Even cops who have been caught on tape, may even be later accused of rape...
Cops now a days avoid all Dunkin Donut houses.
It can't be helped...
They avoid them like the plague.
That's that image or feeling that they cannot shague...
It could not be helped. Not too many words rhyme with plague.
Are cops made of copper? ...
Can crooked female cops be found out as stopped?
Who is gonna stop'per? ...
Did she use her brainial topper?
I think not...
That dirty little crooked snot!
Cops don't like to be caught eating donuts...
Because if they are seen eating donuts, thay are then usually referred as pigs.
Is a cop's hat known as a copper topper? ...
No, that's a Duracell!
Where are crooked cops thrown in after they are caught being dishonest? ...
Is that place that they are tossed in strong and very much inescapeable?
Why of couse, it's in a Duracell...
Ha! Ha! Ha! , Yuk! Yuk! Yuk! , Heh! Heh! Heh!
After being thrown in jail, they no longer are guiltless and free....
Do you know what's yelled at a dirty cop who has been caught?
Hey! , You dirty cop, go get a mop! ...
Where are a lot of cops usually seen?
Some people would say in a parade or at a donut convention...
That joke a lot of cops would wish that nobody would mention.
Usually you don's see a cop until you're on the receiving end of a speeding ticket...
Where is a cop when out in traffic you see another motorist run a red lit
traffic light?
Usually-not-a-one, nare in sight...
What is said when an angry cop loses his temper?
The copper that lost his topper...
Do you know that cops put their lives on the line every day for us?
Do you know that a lot of Judges let criminals off easy every day? ...
Do you know that firemen and cops don't make much pay?
Did you know that more judges are being caught being crooked? ...
Is this the way our Judicial system should be seen as as well as
looked?
False arrest in today's society is a common mistake...
Lawyers love it because in this-thay have a real big steak.
What do you call twenty-five lawyers on a bus, drowing at the bottom of the ocean? ...
Answer: A good start!
Ha! Ha! Ha! They've got it rough...
But in money, they make more than enough.
Lawyers sometimes are known as an ambulance chaser...
They get mad and don't want to be largely known as losers of casers.
Then they'd be commonly known as big money and time wasters...

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Comments (1)

Michael....Found this one quite humorous. The thing about donut shops...usually it's the only place open at 4 am when the rest of the city sleeps and you're dying for a coffee to keep you awake. Most cops these days try to be health conscious, and choose healthier food. Clever poem though! ! Hugs, Dee