MY Life thoughts
A day without sunshine is like, night
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory
I feel like im diagonally parked in a parallel universe
Honk if you love peace and quiet
Remember, half the people you know are below average
He who laughs last, thinks slowest
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Suppost bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have
Monday is a awful way to spend 1/7 of your life
A clear conscience is usally the sign of a bad memory
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Plan to be spontaneous…… tomorrow
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments
Ok, so whats the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you, re out of invisible ink?
If everything is comeing your way, you have obiously overlooked somwthing
When everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane
Hard work pays off in the future, Laziness pays off now
Everything has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to by her friends
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
AND THE ONE I RELATED TO THE MOST THESE DAYS……
Inside every older person id a younger person wondering.. What happened? !