RJ ( / )


My cousin wrote to Lindsay Lohan and he lied.
His letter touched her so much that she cried.
When he wrote to her, she soon answered.
He told her that he was dying of cancer.
She felt sorry for him and agreed to be his girlfriend.
She promised to stand by him until the end.
But I found out that he was lying.
He told me he wasn't dying.
He thought I'd keep this deception a secret but I could not.
I told her the truth and he deserved what he got.
She broke out three of his teeth and gave him two karate chops to the head.
Now he regrets his lie as he lies in a hospital bed.

by Randy Johnson

Comments (1)

lol Randy you are so cute with your confessional poems. Men tell lies, and it's all us women's fault, when we get down to the nitty gritty. As mothers we allow them to grow up with this bad habit being second nature! lol She sounds like a woman after my own heart! lol Wish him well and I hope he gets better from his bed of lies! rofl Tai