Did You Show Up Just To Throw Up?

Poem By ToddMichael St. Pierre

Did you show up just to throw up?
Did you plan it all this way?
Did you show up just to throw up?
Just to ruin my tenth birthday?
Cuz you gobbled up my ice cream
And three-quarters of my cake!
You destroyed my lovely party,
OH, it's more than I can take!
You ate every yellow candle,
As I stood there screaming, 'GROW UP! '
God, it's more than I can handle...
Did you show up just to throw up?

Little kid, I think you did!

Comments about Did You Show Up Just To Throw Up?

So very repulsive, and good!
You make it look easy, it ebbs and flows and is best read aloud!
i laughed so hard i almost hurled man
wickedly humorous 4 sure

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