NH ( / London)

Enjoying The Internet

Google flashes before my eyes,
The setting of my home page,
From there with darting fingers,
I speed to Yahoo to check my mail,
Three unread messages from advertising,
One offering me cheap viagra,
Another a subscription to an adult film club,
And the final asking if i need new lenses for my glasses,
Piced the wrong man folks,
No need for viagra (yet) or adult film clubs,
Don't wear glasses (again yet) ,
So why don't you just take me off your list,
I haven't and won't ever reply,
So go away and stop making me feel popular,
When i see three new messages,
Just to let me down again.

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Comments (1)

Brilliant poem Nick, reminded me of me if you know what I mean! Nice one.