One day a ladybug, and a cockroach were happily on their way,
by Velmar Pewee Hale Johnson
when they happened to meet each other on that warm, spring day.
The cockroach asked the ladybug, 'just who might you have been? '
The ladybug replied, 'I was a noble lady, a loving mother, and a queen.'
The ladybug asked the cockroach, 'who might you have been in your other life? '
Said the cockroach to the ladybug, with an evil look in her eyes,
'I was a social worker, and a cop's wife! '
The ladybug laughed, and said, 'we are not much different then we use to be,
see over there is a tax collector, now he is a flea.'