Flat As A Tv

I'm sitting in front of
My new sixty-five inch
Flat screen TV.

It boasts:
High definition,
Third generation,
Super enhanced
Picture rendition.

In addition to:
Amazing quality,
Virtual-Dolby,
Dynamic-surround
Digital sound.

And there's a lot more...
For just three thousand pound!

Multi-channel...
PC compatible...

I could go on and on
But I'm curious.
No. Furious.
How do you turn
The damn thing on! ?

by martin jones

Comments (2)

Very funny and true. But now living in a world where technology rules, you'll have to get with it. Given you a 'high definition' 10... Devang Gandhi
I have been there! Great poem. I've given you a picture perfect 10!