Freshen Up Your Love Poems
by Michael Shepherd
i wanted to write you a real blaster
so i looked in 'Writers' Weekly'
and sent off for 'Freshen Up Your Love Poems'
by, it said, 'a well-known successful writer'
'take a famous line and give it your own personal new twist'
I could not love thee, hon, so much
were we not both fans of 'Friends'.