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Glued Shut

My brother-in-law didn't like it because I talked a lot.
He decided there was a lesson I should be taught.
When I wasn't looking, he put glue in the syrup before I ate my pancakes.
My mouth got glued shut and that was too much for me to take.
He stood there and laughed because my mouth was glued shut.
I lunged at him and I kicked his butt.
I was arrested for assault but at least I did win.
When I got out of jail, I kicked his ass again.
I was jailed again for kicking his butt.
When I get out this time, I plan to kick him in the nuts.

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