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Poem By Michael Philips

There are two types of people:
Those who play golf,
And those who recognize it
for the idiotic malpractice that it is,
that recognize it for the land wasting,
water guzzling, pesticide and herbicide
carcinogen drenched
leeching into the groundwater,
sanitized version of nature,
Bob Hope celebrity goofball,
mundane polo shirt and jackass slacks,
elitist, history of bigotry, racism, sexism,
and anti-Semitism, over-priced, over-rated,
time-wasting, posing-as-a-sport
moronic indulgence that it is.
I’m the first type.

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Comments (6)

i hate golf, but i play occasionally. oh, what hypocrites are we, Michael? great sense of humour in this one! Jake
Michael, you expressed yourself well...but I don't believe a word of it. Sorry Raynette
A super God Blessing for this one! ! ! ! !
Michael...this is on the money, blue ribbon, hole in one.
ahhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! (real, not feigned)