Green Onion Shampoo

Poem By ToddMichael St. Pierre

The baby-sitter's nuts! Please listen Mom, it's true!
Last night she washed my hair with Green Onion Shampoo!
Green Onion Shampoo! Green Onion Shampoo!
It smells worse than bad, and when you get through,
Your poor scalp will burn, your eyes will burn too!
Who ever heard of Green Onion Shampoo?
Why did she do that? She has a loose screw!
It's made in Cleveland! This stuff is brand new!
I don't understand! God, what did I do?
To ever deserve Green Onion Shampoo?
Promise to fire her! And trust when I say...

If you rehire her... I must run away!

Comments about Green Onion Shampoo

green onion shampoo! ! , that must be awful.
we had a babysitter from hell (Charlene) when i was a kid, she did worse than this, LOL

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