Greggery Peccary, a swine,
by Ima Ryma
Whose adventure were sung by
Frank Zappa after too much wine,
Cuz G.P. was one crazy guy.
Devised a calendar that did
Remind the young they will get old.
G.P. drove in his car to rid
The chasing young from getting hold.
In Billy the Mountain he hid,
And Billy coughed up a brown cloud.
G.P. wondered why Billy did,
And questioned life's meaning out loud.
Greggery Peccary - no word
Whether he killed a mocking bird.