(February/'47 / Connecticut, USA)

H1n1

How about R2D2?

'Naw...
Too Star Warish.'

KYQZ?

'Too FMish.
Folks will associate it with,
Sex, Lubricants and music! '

H1N1?

'Repeat that? '

H1N1

'YES...I love it!
We will scare the hell out of them.
Calling it 'swine' isn't doing it.
Of course you and I know this BS to be the regular flu.
There are fewer folks dieing from this,
Than the common flu.
H1N1?
It has such a flair to it too!

And this is the economic touch we need.
To keep that money flow more in controlled.
Brilliant! This is brilliant!

Contact the media immediately.
We need a few homeless people.
And not those recently homeless.
They appear too crazed.
Get those who are thin!
Paris Hilton thin.
And get them into makeup quick.
I think we've got a winner with this one!
AND emphasize this is an epidemic.'

by Lawrence S. Pertillar

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