How about R2D2?
by Lawrence S. Pertillar
Too Star Warish.'
Folks will associate it with,
Sex, Lubricants and music! '
'Repeat that? '
'YES...I love it!
We will scare the hell out of them.
Calling it 'swine' isn't doing it.
Of course you and I know this BS to be the regular flu.
There are fewer folks dieing from this,
Than the common flu.
It has such a flair to it too!
And this is the economic touch we need.
To keep that money flow more in controlled.
Brilliant! This is brilliant!
Contact the media immediately.
We need a few homeless people.
And not those recently homeless.
They appear too crazed.
Get those who are thin!
Paris Hilton thin.
And get them into makeup quick.
I think we've got a winner with this one!
AND emphasize this is an epidemic.'