He Does Look Presidential
by Lawrence S. Pertillar
I beg to differ.
That is a matter of opinion.
I say he does look presidential.
He looks as if he has ended his second term.
And he saw Casper the Ghost having cocktails
With those believing they would be pardoned,
For their war crimes.
And even he becames stunned,
By his own ghastly appearance!
As he denies them.
'What about the Romney guy? '
They are going to do an about face and select him!
His hair takes to dye like his cheeks will take to rouge!
And that's the image they want representing them.
Like that other guy!