Jet-setter Kenzo MacKenzie
by Boghos Artinian
Is in a fuel wasting frenzy;
His jets burn tons of kerosene
That this globe- trotter may be seen
Living luxuriously and fast,
Never slothfully as in ages past.
He is heedless of gas emissions
Arising from his senseless missions,
For he can afford environments
Tailored to his requirements.
He has heard of the global warming
Yet he doesn't need any warning,
As he can live in the antarctic
Should shores sink in the Atlantic.
And need be he could leave the Earth
Should it develop oxygen dearth.
Boghos L. Artinian