Nosy ass!
I tried to surprise you.
But nothing I do,
Gets by you.
What do you have...
Radar too?

Do I carry a 'scent' you sniff?
Whenever I'm near...
Close or present?
And where were you anyway...
When I thought I was sneaking through?
Hiding somewhere,
To see what I would do?

Nosy ass!
Here's your gift!
The one you selected.
The one I said I would not get!
Here it is!
You are worse than the kids!

I'm glad we are still together though.
And another year God has blessed us
To see pass!

Give me a kiss!
Nosy ass.

by Lawrence S. Pertillar

Comments (1)

Wow, This poem really surprised me, its funny too! I like it. -Karina