I Do My Own Mowing
I did not solicit your attention.
by Lawrence S. Pertillar
Your threats of me not getting more of it,
Suits me fine.
I just do not like the constant warnings,
Placed on my answering machine.
And that is why I called the police,
To remove you from my lawn!
I do my own mowing.
And did not hire a gardener.
Especially one in heels and hotpants!