I Give New Meaning To The Word Nerd

(This is a fictional poem)

Life is so hard because I'm short and ugly too.
I have big pimples and I smell worse than the animals at the zoo.
I drive a hatchback that has no torque.
Cool people always beat me up because I'm a dork.
When people learn that I'm president of the chess club, they give me the bird.
They make me miserable because I give new meaning to the word nerd.

by Randy Johnson

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