I'M Gettin' Old!

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my Gosh, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad - can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass.

by Tom Guy

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