I'm Going To Heaven, You're Not

I'm going to Heaven -
you're not

How do I know?
Because my religion tells me so
and it's the Only Truth


I'm going to be having
lots of lollies
and free Wi-Fi and fat jolly wives
in rotation
for all eternity in Heaven -
it's WWII dry military rations
in Hell for you

How do I know?
Because my religion tells me so
and it's the Only Truth

by Raj Arumugam

Comments (1)

I have a hunch that you're in for a big surprize when you die.