Imitation Crab Meat
Poem By Lawrence S. Pertillar
The mice have begun to scatter.
And a few are displaying independent attitudes.
What do you recommend we do to keep them under control?
'Add some hip-hop to that soul music.
And upgrade that cheap wine for some Moet.
Those re-allocated funds have finally arrived.
With the cheese and the Moet with baked bacon,
Wrapped around imitation crab meat...
We should have them soon eating out of our hands.'