In Answer To Your E-Mail...

Poem By Michael Shepherd

If she wants
that extra two inches,
that six more hours of ecstatic sleep-deprivation,
that concrete-and-steel erection to win architecture awards,
then send your e-mails to her,
she can pay for the bloody things.
I'm not proud.

Comments about In Answer To Your E-Mail...

I don't think any woman in their right mind wants that....lol! Good Write.
What? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? This is hilarious in a wierd, incomprehensible way.


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