(04 October 1943 / Germany)

In The Markets

She was leaning, you do get my drift?
And the meaning, it gave me a lift.
All she wore down there, nether
was a single blond feather
when she left it was me who was miffed.

I was shopping for camembert cheese.
When I spotted the thighs and the knees.
She was reaching for dip
when I noticed her hip
and the mini that flopped in the breeze.

So I offered to help her retrieve
it was onion and mint I believe.
I shall never forget
that small moment I met
her dear hubby who asked me to leave.

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Comments (8)

Hip hip hooray! ! ! ! What were you shopping for Herbert? Great fun write, loved it. Love and hugs Ernestine XXX
Well, well Herbert! Thanks for the morning chuckle...
Saucy little giggle!
LOL... Herbert! ! I see the 'Mentor' and his 'Mentee' are peering 'In The Markets' at the same time? This is nice stuff! LOL... L
LOL... Herbert! ! I see the 'Mentor' and his 'Mentee' are peering 'In The Markets' at the same time? This is nice stuff! LOL... L
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