Lady From Troon

today i met a tiny gran
all the way from Troon
looking too meet a man
she was a right old loon

wearing a Stewart kilt
shorter than mini skirt
she was full of guilt
then began to flirt

'look at me Gutties
look at me diddies
look at my Spondoolies
now i want me tatties'

her Scottish accent
it was very harsh
quickly i did relent
picking tatties by the marsh

by Lee Fones

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