Let's shoogle and conjoogle
Let's kiss and let's canoodle
Let's make bouncy babies
Till it looks like we have rabies
Like a foamy-mouthed big poodle

Let's pig out and party
Let's get arty-farty
Let's finger-paint our desires
Let's take our O's and then our highers
Let's play pirates me hearty

Let's be loud and lairy
Let's be kinda scarey
Let's develop an attitude
Let's be friggin rude
I'm a Christmas tree, you can be a fairy

Let's conquer the world together
Let's bitch about the weather
Let's go out and paint the town
Let's lie in the sun till we both go brown
Let's stay in and have a blether.

by Jack Lashbrook

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