There once was a girl from Romania
who ate only nuts macadamia
she drank only blood
(descendant of Vlad! ! !)
vampire, she lived through millennia.

by Maria Magdalena Biela

Comments (2)

A delightful limerick. Nicely penned.10
Oh, my word, it's a lovely limerick, but dear girl from Romania, I don't want to disparage your noble ancestor ancestor Vlad, but could you switch your beverage of choice to a choice red wine for a couple of centuries! I can recommend a delicious Merlot from Provence or a robust Burgundy. You'll love it - for centuries! !