Limerick For St. Patrick's Day (Part 2)

Poem By Chuck Audette

Twas a swindle! Your moneys all gone!
To an Irishman with leprosy named Sean!
You run to a cop,
who says 'Hold it, just stop!
I don't believe in no leper cons! '

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