If I were to marry again
by Randy McClave
I would want a wife who supports me to sin,
A wife who doesn't care when I lie and cheat
And she must always praise me and kiss my feet.
She must also always stay fit and also trim
And one who doesn't expect me to ever go to the gym,
I want to eat unhealthy and to always stay fat
But, she must not ever be anything like that.
I want a woman who is much younger
And for an older wealthy man she must have that hunger,
And she must always accept me and my egomania
I think that I would want a wife like Melania.
Randy L. McClave