Men Are Not Efficient

Poem By David Keig

Men are not efficient
They slow and ponderous too
They fail to wash the dishes
And make 'sprinkles' in the loo
Men are just a waste of space
For so much they take up
Men are disobient
And don't deserve no love
Men are bad at grammar
And their spelling is quite dire
So woe betide the hapless man
Who lights miss moya's fire.

Comments about Men Are Not Efficient

How funny that this poem is so apt for me! Nice poem David! Moyaxxx
Miss Moya if ya nasty! I'm just kidding...... ;)
Have you got a match david Regard's AJS


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