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Mental Institution(A Funny Story)

Santa, Banta and one of their friends are patients in a mental institution and are preparing for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If they pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.
The doctor takes them to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then Banta jumps and breaks both legs.
Santa looks over the side and refuses to jump.
'Congratulations! You`re a free man. Just tell me why didn`t you jump? ' asked the doctor.
To which Santa answered, 'Well Doc, I can`t swim! '

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heehees. thats a good one! wanna hear mine? a man w/ army like reflexes was sittin @ the dinner table w/ his son. the son accidentally nicks a glass of milk and the father starts yelling @ the son. technically, there was no reason to yell, cause the table was still dry! get it? cause i dont. heehees. i pretend its the funnies thing in the world though, cause i like to be crazy! and seriosly, thats really funny! heehees