(04 October 1943 / Germany)


I'm as cute as a hairy baboon
and my God is the Cheddar Cheese Moon.
When I eat too much cheese
my intestines soon freeze
so I fix it by eating a prune.

It's the cheddar inside that damn cheese
that wreaks havoc inside me with ease.
So I think that the Moon
is a grumpy buffoon
and the cause of a human disease.

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Love your first line Herbie. Cute being the operative word... This is a very silly poem (but masterfully penned nonetheless) . A perfect way to welcome in the New Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR HERBERT! love, Allie xxxxxxxxxxxxxx