Now Mr Blining did a stupid thing
by sylvia spencer
he went and bought a big gold ring.
The size of this ring was like an old crown
oh' how it weighed him down.
Everywhere he went his money was spent
on precious gold, wherever it was straight or bent.
Now Mr Bling had a gold chain,
along with the ring he looked so vain.
With all that weight, it must have weighed a ton
yet he bought more and more, just for fun.
Now our Mr Bling did go bit to far.
When he bought a gold bullion bar.
He had a good intention, but I think I failed to mention.
That our Mr Bling is serving ten years detention.