SPG (29/10/1987 / Solihull, England)

Muntz Metals Ltd

That, Ladies and Gentleman,
Is named after me,
A metal-roller I was,
Developed to be;
Creator of:

THE ALPHA-BETA BRASS
COMPOSIT, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER TO BE
A SIXTY TO FORTY RATIO OF COPPER TO ZINC
WITH THE MINUTEST OF IRON
TO GIVE A MAGNITUDIOUS KICK

AS FEATURED ON GREAT HULL OF THE CUTTY SARK

Oh yes, all very impressive but as the small print should mention,
(As based on the previous William Collins’s
fifty six to forty-four)
One might say,
I owe my honor and knowledge to predecessors,
Far better, smarter, and wittier than me.

by Shane P. Grant

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