(some time ago / Earth, i believe)

My English Sucks …..[english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'

Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.

I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the NAM I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the gas station …..
and worked evry week I culd with no vacasion.

One thing lurned what done good for me was fixin cars.
I worked with shirt of to show of my many NAM scars.
A day done come I met a girl from my dreams.
We got now three kids and life is good it seams.

I think my English done even proved a litle bit ….
but if it don't I don't' mind cuz I is happy an don't give no shit.

(August 29,2014)

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Please read my 2018 addition to my Poet's Notes. There is a sequel to the poem you just read. :) bri

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I thought this was a very nice piece of poetry..
A day done come I met a girl from my dreams. We got now three kids and life is good it seams.....beautiful
This poem is hilarious! I love it!
I re-read this one and realized that YOUR English doesn't suck as bad as most of the " poets" on this site. (Report) , I agree with this. But it occurs to me that writing the English that sucks, must be more strenuous than writing the normal one that does not. Good fun.
Oh And thanks for pulling our leg no english indeed. Cheers
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